LITTLE BALL OF FUR

Can someone give Jim Parsons an Emmy already? He got snubbed this year because of Alec Baldwin. Yup. Alec. Baldwin.

While they're at it, why don't they just throw in some Oscars and a Tony? You know what they say, making jokes is harder than dying. And soon I'm gonna die of too much laughing. OCPD and Asperger syndrome could never look this good (and funny!).

He can be my roommate anyfuckingtime! And now, every night before I sleep, I would sing the Soft Kitty song and tell myself that some other people suffer far worse OCD syndrome than I am.

Thank you.

XOXO!



FOOTNOTE: Thanks Linda for hooking me up with the Bang. Pun intended.

CATTY BUSINESS

The newly released "Alice in Wonderland" poster is awesome. And that Cheshire Cat is creeping the fuck out of me. To me, the cat looks like a sweaty old paedophile who stalks your little sister on her way back from school and please do not get me started on that sinister smile. I'm scared of this cat and also that lazy-eyed elephant mammoth (Snuffleupagus?) on Sesame Street.

Fuck.

XOXO!

BAD ROMANCE

The video is epic, but I'm so over her. Next!

XOXO!

WHATCHA SAY

This is the No. 1 song in America right now. They sure love their 'disposable' music, right? Pretty annoying song (read: drenched in AutoTuned vocal) by Jason DeRulo, but it will definitely grow on you. The song samples Imogen Heap's "Hide and Seek." Click here to listen to it in all its original glory. Why isn't anybody making 'real' music anymore?

AutoTune kills music (yes, Mariah, don't duck your head, I'm talking to you). And sampling kills music too (yes, I'm talking about all the Diddys, Eminems and Lil Waynes out there).

XOXO!

ANY PUBLICITY IS GOOD PUBLICITY

HEADLINE OF THE MOMENT: RIHANNA SPEAKS OUT ON ASSAULT, BROWN CAMP FIRES BACK. Click here for further reading.

Let the war begin.

XOXO!

BREAKING HER SILENCE

In the picture, Rihanna is seen making a thought-provoking face pouring her heart out to Diane Sawyer. I love her, but I can't help but wonder, "Why now?" Conveniently when her new album comes out this month.

You can search the videos of the Rihanna/Sawyer's Good Morning America interview on YouTube.

Happy hunting!

XOXO!



I really dig her second single, "Wait Your Turn." Can't stop humming to that song.

THE ICE QUEEN

Happy birthday, Anna Wintour! Hey, you have my job!

XOXO!